In this episode, we take a roadtrip down to the Lone Star state to learn a valuable life lesson: Breaking and entering is bad, mmkay? 

Originally released in 1974, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre follows a group of frieds who make a series of terrible life choices amid a distinct lack of chainsaw related deaths. 

Almost fifty years later (yes, it’s been that long), Leatherface is back with a new group of forgettable twenty-somethings and a chainsaw that is ready to go to work. 

With a ham-fisted plot that seems desperate to mirror the return Jaime Lee Curtis in Halloween Kills, this requel leaves us wanting more, but we’re all a little afraid of party busses now, so I guess that’s something.