The Walt Disney Company is up to their old tricks bringing us another remake that nobody asked for! 

Originally released in 1940, Pinocchio was Disney’s second animated feature and tells the story of a wooden puppet brought to life and his quest to become a real boy. 

Fast forward 82 years—yes, it’s that old. One of the interns found the original storyboard in a dusty corner of the illustrious vault they raided to launch Disney+, and instead of calling the Smithsonian, they called Tom Hanks. 

One bad Italian accent and a gaggle of disturbingly expressive CGI animals later, you get…well, pretty much the exact same thing.