In this episode we set sail on a deadly journey through Egypt with Death on the Nile. 

Originally released in 1978, the film adaptation of Agatha Christie’s classic whodunnit boasts an impressive cast including Angela Lansbury and Maggie Smith, yet suffers from a distinct lack of pacing. 

Remade in 2022, the modern reboot sports an over saturated color palate likely curated by folks who forgot what it was like to go outside. 

Though we did finally get some context for Poirot’s glorious moustache, the new film still leaves something to be desired.