Merry Christmas you filthy animal! 

In this episode, we celebrate home invasion and child abandonment with the Christmas Classic: Home Alone. 

Originally released in 1990, Home Alone follows everyone’s favorite 8-year-old, Kevin McCallister as he fights off a pair of home invaders after his family accidentally left him, well, home alone. 

The 2021 reboot, awkwardly titled Home Sweet Home Alone, is a desperate attempt to pack as much nostalgia as possible into a 90 minute block that really never should have happened.